Leftist Boddhisatva

Boddhisatvas love bananas.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Gloating


Pharyngula is gloating. He has reason to be.

My take:

"Intelligent Design" or ID was always too Freudian to be acceptable to any reasonable Republican-appointed judge.

No, clearly, they need something that spells a better acronym. While SAT (for "Suddent Appearance Theory") has merit, it is too close to SAT, the test high school students take to get into college... and with the rise of an anti-testing sentiment among parents and teachers, that is sure to fail too.

Here are two suggestions for the backwards ID at the so-called Discovery Institute (remember, the institute was never 'discovered' so much as 'designed'):

BAD: Beetle-Adoring Designer (hat-tip to JBS Haldane)

GOT: God-Oriented Teleology

Of course, we could turn it around and call it CRAP (for Creationist Rapture-Associated Pseudoscience).



Current mood: more evolved bananas!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

breaking...


Bush calls constitution "a goddamned piece of paper!"


Impeach this sumbitch. Impeach him now.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The War on Christmas, now with more vitamins


Some Megachurches Closing for Christmas
This Christmas, no prayers will be said in several megachurches around the country. Even though the holiday falls this year on a Sunday, when churches normally host thousands for worship, pastors are canceling services, anticipating low attendance on what they call a family day.
Damn Christians. Won't even celebrate their own holidays.

What's a boddhisatva to do?

Current mood: I want more bananas for Christmas.