Leftist Boddhisatva

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Friday, September 30, 2005

Chickenhawk recruiting numbers up, Army recruiting numbers down

News Item:
The Army is closing the books on one of the leanest recruiting years since it became an all-volunteer service three decades ago, missing its enlistment target by the largest margin since 1979 and raising questions about its plans for growth.
According to a male 26-year-old right wing columnist, "If only poor people realized that it was their obligation to serve as cannon fodder for democracy, then we wouldn't have this problem. I blame the liberals. They have poisoned the well. They keep complaining about the War in Iraq, the War on Terror. What have they done? What have they done? Ow... my carpal tunnel is bothering me."

Current mood: bashful, declining.


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